Leda and the Swan

The swan has a shlong.
Sweet ladies did swoon,
“Your shlong is so long.”

Leda said, “Nay,
I won’t give it a play.”
The swam smiled slyly,
“Let me show you my tongue”

Leda’s eyes twinkled
She liked the new wrinkle.
The tongue matched the shlong.
It rang her gong.

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